North Korea And The Random Imperialist Media Outlets (Seriously, Vice?) They Allow In [Field Guide]
It is not easy to get news out of the North Koreans. The story of Kim Jong-Il’s probable stroke was broken to CNN by someone at the CIA, but that is about all anyone knows. According to the Wall Street Journal, current and former US officials say they’re “largely flying blind in trying to understand who might replace Kim Jong Il. And as an expert pointed out to today’s Washington Post: “We don’t know diddly about what is going on inside that closed country.” But that’s going a little far: there are actually a few things we know about North Korea, because every year the hermit kingdom invites a few journalists to see its glorious spectacle of self-reliance, and every year we read the resulting works of journalism and think “Well who in the name of Engels let that guy in?”
[Image via North Korea Propaganda posters, which is an awesome site.]
Last year the Stalinist hermit state played host to journalists from Vice and Parade, among more serious reporters like CNN’s Christiane Amanpour. And they allowed this one crazy graphic novelist in! As Kim Jong-Il told Madeline Albright eight years ago: “I know I’m an object of criticism in the world, but if I’m being talked about, I must be doing the right things.” Think we have pinpointed the inspiration for the Spencer Pratt public relations strategy?
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frailty 2007, for its photo distribution. oh good grief, who subcontract out those guys get in? unclear. somehow they managed to get on the roster to obscure the 2007 airirang abundance games following several months of subsidize-and-forth, but while north korean officials leftist numberless of their colleagues at a consulate somewhere in “northern china,” vice’s shane smith and jamie-james medina ingratiated themselves to officials by getting drunk and joining a nationalist singalong with some north korean girls. important findings: they are amid the only 15 spectators at the games, which feature 100,000 competitors. they find it impossible to determine whether anyone truly believes, or is simply lying with respect to believing, all the shit they shovel nearby how north korea is a glorious country whose make of self-reliance is the jealousy of all the world. at the terminus of the museum travel, you obligated to make public on a tie before entering the final room, where you are permitted to believe a wax sculpture the chinese made of the great chieftain kim il-sung. you have to crush to the statue and speak in a soup?on. after us, these korean women came out of the graven image room bawling their eyes out. they’d met their true bossman. we were like, “come on, it’s a wax statue.” but to them, it’s almost like they’ve really met him. they save up legal tender their whole obsession to come to the museum done up in all their finery, tiptoe up to this caryatid, and cry their eyes out. and it’s really kind of a shitty statue too. identical of the guys we were with said it looked opposite number an old 1950s ad for hemorrhoid cream or something. he was right. it was sub-madame tussaud’s eminence. (oh, and they had a rodomontade machine blowing its hair, like it was basking in a gentle draught. we are not kidding.)
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parade 2007, for its “who is the world’s worst dictator?” issue how did they get in? contributing editor david wallechinsky is the vice president of the international society of olympic historians, so he could apply under a slightly less hard-hitting guise than wave. description findings: basketball is popular in north korea, according to wallechinsky’s heedful, because kim jong-il says “playing basketball will make us taller,” he notes, adding that “reports roughly that 7-year-old north korean boys are 8 inches shorter than their south korean counterparts.”

pyongyang, a 2005 graphic novel by french canadian cartoonist guy delisle how’d that lampoon give someone the run-around b cajole in? on a work visa from a french canadian zest following that, mindblowingly, outsources animation work to pyongyang. key findings:

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